Fat Club - Volume 3

Fat Club - Volume 3 is the third album released by interesting stuff, on November 23, 2019, and the eighth released overall. The album has no tags or description. The album contains 8 tracks, and has a running time of 14:01, which makes it the second shortest Fat Club album so far.

You can listen to this album by following this private link. https://soundcloud.com/i-do-things-because-yeah/sets/fat-club-volume-3/s-pXVOr

This album features two songs that have appeared on previous EP's; those being Tol's Inflation off of the namesake EP, and 'A Date with Fat Ram', off of the Fat Ram EP. These can be considered singles, and along with this, Swan (Paint on Body) was released as a single on Cygnus's Debut, along with the B-side "Dick and Titties".

The album cover features the character Naomi, as seen on the last track of the album. Various other reoccuring characters appear throughout the album, such as Evren, the Fat Dragon who was also featured in the namesake song from Volume 1, along with Cygnus, as with her debut single. Phillip, aka Philly makes his first appearence with his "Australian Jazz Band" which is also named Fat Club. It's uncertain whether this is an offshoot of Fat Club, or whether all of these songs are made by Fat Club; although this is unlikely, as it is abnormal for jazz bands to use hip-hop and dance beats in songs.

Tol's Inflation is one of Fat Club/Interesting Stuff's most popular songs, and he considers it to be one of the best.

Lyrics
1 - fat dragon (part 2):

I'm a dragon, i’ll squish you like clay

dominating peasants the autonomous way

rise up from the water it’s ascension day

splashing up the water in Chesapeake bay

you can’t even kill me with an ultra-power ray

i just lay here watch the people run away

i can’t fit in the panama canal

so long and fat, i brought it down

panama canal here i came i was snapping

so big and fat everyone was just standing

recognized my dominance and they just started clapping

they knew i was a fat ass dragon i knew they were fapping

I'm a dragon big fat and thick

I stretch for miles and I can swim quick

no smell on me I'm gooey and slick

And you should just know that I can steal your bitch

I'm a water serpent I swim in this thick ass mud

I'm a thug and I got a bigger dick

And my meaty body gleams better shine real quick

And my ass big and thick like it feels in an outfit

after swimming in the mud, i will use you as a towel

looking fresh and clean and i’ll rub you down in the foul

big fresh penis veiny and hard

big balls too, under all that lard

big dragon

fat booty

hear me roar

* roar*

big belly

i’m long and fat

big dragon

big dragon booty

2 - swan (paint on body):

in a lot of ways, your body’s like a canvas

and your waterfowl girl here certainly knows that

but the real question is

can you fap to it?

i’m a swan hottie, paint on my body

get my body soggy, [go]  down to show it in the lobby

it’s my fetish it’s a hotness to embody

make your girl feel good like i’m on some molly

fap to my body, get your pants soggy

i know i’m soft as a pillow and slick as a bugatti

the way i blush and pose like this straight up like souvlaki

red like a poppy, humid like kiribati

wet human bodies by standing here rocky

fat clubs the posse and i do not know everyone can manage to being so floppy

one look at me and your crotchy will be sloppy

disc jockey play this song, it’s gonna be hot like hot tamales

hoo-wee, by god that’s hot; i’m hot

and to all you little kinky bitches out there

what’d make me hotter

is that i have a dick

yea that’s right i got a dick

pretty long but take your pick

getting pretty excited need a tractor to masturbate this bitch until the pitch is quick and i get a quick fix of this

quick fix of this on my tits quit fixating on my tits

and get honking these lil nips squeeze the noise out of my lips

so curvy are my hips, like a twin set of hills

you can rub em all you like,  this body is for real

and that’s it for your trans swan girl!

hoo, that was a nice debut, wasn’t it?

sure was, what do you think you’re gonna call this song?

hmm maybe ‘swan (paint on body’ heh, you know

bye

3 - tol's inflation:

Okay, is everyone ready?

[Tank and Kate] yeah!

[Tank] ready to go

My name is Tol and i’m going to inflate

with the help of my man (Yung) Tank and my homegirl Kate

we got the pump ready got it up my ass

air’s bout to come and fill me up with gas

i’m just standing here middle of the backyard

waiting for the pump to start pumping real hard

belly’s gonna get so big i grip hard

i might even get so much gas that i may fart

[inflation sounds]

[Tank] Oh…

Oh yes, it’s working!

[Tank] Goddamn you’re getting big

[Kate] Real big. Look at that big butt.

holy shit i’m really getting fat now

my belly starting to become much more round now

back’s getting fat now butt from the behind

is looking like hashbrowns, big bear behind

i’m becoming a balloon, i’m so filled up

expanding mass everywhere, even my butt

holding to my belly watch it grow

holy shit i’m getting so fucking fat

big round bear’s looking more like a blueberry

belly filled with air’s so round keep my palms steady

if i don’t i could roll around without control

rolling round for ages i just roll and roll and roll

i’m going to become a ballon bear now

almost done…!

i’m a balloon bear now

inflated to the max, big and fat now

quick, hold me i’m gonna fart

[V2] ooh damn, that was a real big fart

[V1] alright, i’m gonna disconnect now. we’re done big balloon bear!

4 - magpie butt:

how you going mate, it’s me, philip, with my new band, the newest on the australian jazz scene

fat club, hit it. (okay)

my butt’s real fluffy and it got a nice sheen on it

curvy and round no need to pair of jeans on it

legs so thick and dark, chocolate gourmet

look yummy like it’s chicken filét

eat my ass like it’s chicken parmigiana

you can lick my bum if you wanna

if you’re feeling fluffy, come feel my bottom

sit it on your face, must feel like lace

meet me in the water, you know i make some waves

kangaroo bitch said i can ride her

i may be small but i make a nice fighter

tell all your friends about my ass which you got on your lap

and tell them how it felt in the bedroom

you’re gay as fuck nah cunt, i’m bi

if your bitch gets fucked, i’ll let you know why

i’m the magpie traveller, ass ambassador

ass so fat, it’s a fast food franchise (maccas!)

here in the water make all your faces capsize

nice naked skin of a magpie but i do look pretty good with a necktie

everything about me, you know is great

touch the white hair on the back of my face

got a lot of fluff in another place

you know you want it all on your face

sit my booty down it’s where the magpie stays

i’m hot like australia, you know it’s great, that’s what i had to say

thank you, thank you

thank you all for being here tonight

(i just appropriated your culture bitch)

5 - big butt wolf: (done)

aha! now you’re under the toilet seat this time

yeah, gonna fart in your face

i’m the wolf, wolf o donnel

i’ll fart on your face like syrup on waffles

what you’ll experience you can write it in a novel

ass big and thick booty like a model

you know i fart a lot, in fact, imma fart on your face right now

* farts*

ohhh, oh i needed to fart

watch this, i can fart to the rhythm

here it is

* farts*

oh i can tell you’re aroused by that aren’t you?

have another one

* fart*

ohh i can feel a really big one coming, here it is

* big fart*

ahhh, oh my god i love farting

and now it’s time to flush

* flushes*

6 - A Date With Fat Ram:

Ayo Tank see that ram over there?

goddamn, look at that ass

damn boy, he thicc!

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal up in this bitch!

i’m a fat ram. i got a big fat butt goddamn

i go ham. your bitch let me fuck her she spank my ass like bam

my butt’s stuffed with blubber and fat i can sit on anything for sure about that

i weight a ton, heavy build for a start. im the only one anyone likes when they fart

stretchy like toffee

take me out for coffee

spread some on my belly if we go get wasabi

i’m pretty haughty but you know i’m quite a softie

i’m talking bout my butt better hold it in some gauzy

let’s go to the bedroom it’s gon get saucy

i will dominate you but you know that i’m sloppy

let’s go where it’s warm shake my ass in kiribati

we can play this song if you tell the disc jockey

shaking my butt it’s as big as a ship

below your booty there’s a little pink slip

and in your pussy into i drip

my penis blast in you like a rocketship

eat my ass like bacon bits

just shove it in your face like potato chips

fill your face till you got a cleft lip

just wait till you see how this sheep dip

fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram

i have a big booty put it on the dashcam

fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram

bouncing on my butt cause i’m a real fat ram

making these songs is my hobby

coffee coloured ram as tasty as wasabi

i’ll show off my butt in the lobby

everybody knows it’s as wide as the mojave

just got paid and i’ll spend it, on jockstraps and condoms

fuck on your bitch cause she’s something i’m quite fond of

fuck her till she slap my booty thick and soft as cotton

so much thick juicy meat like a serving of mutton

fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram

i have a big booty put it on the dashcam

fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram

bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram

fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram

if you don’t got a fat ass that ain’t the ram’s it an ass scam

fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram

bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram

fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram

booty booty booty booty booty booty booty

spread it with some grape jam

fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram

bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram

bouncing on my ass, bouncing on my ass

look back to my ass, look back to my ass

big, fat, ram, ass, big, round, fat, booty

7 - thyra (i’m getting fat)

Person: Hey Thyra, you been putting on extra pounds lately?

Thyra:  What? No…

Person: I mean, you been looking real big lately

Thyra: *offended* huh~!

Person: i mean just look at that sweater you’re taking off… it’s gotta be extra large

Thyra: Yeah it is extra large what’s it to you?

Person:  How much do you weigh?

Thyra: 200 pounds….

Person: look, your boobs are so big, can you see anything on the floor?

Thyra: they.. they are big, they do block out a lot..

Person: I mean *touches her body*

Thyra: aah!

Person: Feel this belly? And these hips?

Thyra: My god… I’m getting fat? I’m getting fat!?

Thyra: *autistic screeching*

My ass is fat, my belly is fat, my boobs are fat

i’m so fat i’m so fat i’m so fat

i’m such a fat ass of a reindeer

i’m probably the fattest reindeer in the whole world

and everywhere i stomp on the ground it rumbles

* sigh* you know what maybe being that fat isn’t that bad

i am really thick and big, aren’t I? Real big~

Person: so she began to embrace her fat self, and kept on running

and as she runs, she farts

Thyra: oh my gosh, i’m farting so much

i have a lot of air in my belly

and every time i switch my strut i fart

fart fart fart fart fart, fart fart fart fart fart

* giggles*

big old booty

Person: aaaand off she goes…

8 - iguana butt: (done)

I’m an iguana I’m Naomi

here take my hand, they’re nice and bony

how bout you be a homey, say okey-dokey

sex on the beach yeah, you gotta show me

carry me around like a joey

you i know i take no bs like kobe/cody

sex goddess of earth give me the fucking trophy

with my huge feet, i like when you’re below me

I’m Naomi the sexiest iguana

come tap my ass at least if you wanna

stretch daily on the shores of tijuana

this is my song cause i’m a prima-donna

i’m better naked i’mma send you nudes

it’s no nut november and i’ll make you lose

stroke your dick, stroke it to my boobs

just to give you girth lemme pass you the lube

watch me bounce these boobies

it’ll make you want this coochie

then come and spank my booty

all night you can be my roomie

walk down the beach in a striped shirt

come here and lift up my skirt

and let you know that i squirt

what else do i need to assert, (yeah)

iguana bubble butt, iguana bubble butt

wobbling away, waddle away like a penguin

iguana bubble butt, iguana bubble butt

slip down my panties release some tension

iguana double strut, she got the double dutt

meaty bum that’ll turn on a vegan

iguana double strut, she’ll make you double nut

come to naomi ass convention

you’ll have to get me to start my engine

put imagery in your head, hol up let’s do this

firmest ass all across the land

when you slap it wobbles cross the sand

bounces up like a pair of cherries

comes back down like a ferry

come to the backside to ease off

paint on my ass like an easel

get all between the scales on my tail

and down my back, like a real long whale

iguana bubble butt, she got the double dutt

iguana booty and bouncy boobies

iguana double strut, she’ll make you double nut

spank naomi’s ass if you wanna

i see that my ass gives you that magnum

ass cheeks so round you just wanna pat ‘em

fine by me, it’s the end of this album

this iguana’s boutta go double platinum

Trivia

 * It is considered by some fans and Interesting Stuff himself to be the best Fat Club album.
 * It is one of the two albums released in November 2019; the second being Fat Club - Volume 4, which was released a week later
 * It is the first album to use the new album cover format
 * Fattopia Records is not the name of a real record label